We walked into the front door of the diner which is actually a little box that is about 3 feet by 8 feet and fitted with two small glass windows that lead to the kitchen. One window is for ordering and paying and the other is for picking up your food and drinks. When we first arrived the store was empty, which is good because I always like to scan the menu at a restaurant new to me, and there is no place to stand back and observe inside here. By the time we ordered there was a line out the door, about three people long. As you can imagine there are no tables inside so we got our food and went back to the van to chow down.
The menu is not very extensive so we both went with the Ollie Burger with cheese and Ollie Fries. I also got an all beef hot dog because it was on the menu and I just cant seem to resist hot dogs. The burgers come dressed with lettuce, tomato, pickle, a slice of mozzarella cheese and the famous Ollie sauce. The sauce is very similar to thousand island just little lighter in taste. The burgers are very well seasoned and supposedly marinated over night so they are not lacking at all in the taste department. However, I felt that the patty was too dry, and I think I know why. Anybody ever do that osmosis experiment with the dyed water in a plastic bag back in high school. When you come back to class the next day the dyed water makes its way through the plastic to the saltier water outside the bag. This is why you should never salt meat until you are ready to cook it (unless you are using a brine which has a totally different effect). Ground meat has so much surface area, and all the moisture can be sucked right out with a salty marinade. The Ollie Burger is very tasty, but I wouldn't go so far as to say the best in the country. However, the service is fast enough to consider this fast food and I would take an Ollie Burger any day over any other fast food burgers.
The Ollie Fries also come with lofty expectations and I was equally as excited to get my hands on an order of these. The secret to these deep fried potatoes lies in the seasoning blend they are sprinkled with. The guy ordering right behind me got extra seasoning on his Ollie Fries, which made me wonder if I made a rookie mistake and now I wasn't going to get the true greatness I came for. But when I opened my bag I was relieved to see plenty enough seasoning to satisfy my well peppered New Orleans palate. Honestly, I don't know what that guy was thinking, just look at the bottom of this order of fries. Why would anybody need more seasoning than that. As soon as I put one of these fries in my mouth the seasoning blend reminded me of Andy Capp's Hot Fries, but without the annoying persistent heat delivered from the bagged snack. As I got deeper into the little paper bag of potatoes I began to notice more flavors such as fennel, sesame, crushed red pepper, and other seasonings not usually found on french fries, but all very welcome. Ollie Fries definitely live up to the any hype you may hear about them.
I saved the best for last. The total price of this meal for two was under $13. And remember I added on a hot dog for good measure. Apparently Ollie's is a blast from the past for a lot of people and the prices seem as if they are stuck in the past. I don't think I found the best burger around but it was well worth the stop to sample this American classic.



